Army medical was on Friday, 22th Jan. Initially suppose to take a bus down to cmpb (Depot Road). But then heavy rain came, so got lazy and decided to pamper myself by taking the cab. 1pm was the medical.
Arrived on time and first thing there was to go through "custom". Really like custom lor; empty pockets, bag and stuff all into the tray, go through the metal scanner, then can go "chop passport". So "chop passport" was to scan your NRIC and surrender your camera phone. Next station: take photo. Lehchey... Hair cannot cover eye, cannot have colour, so must spray water until hair cannot see colour. In the end look like bathe already never dry hair -.-"
All righty, so all administration stuff done then it's time for the actual medical test. So first was to pee on a piece of paper for the urine test. Cause the stupid toilet is so small and its stupid that they don't separate the group into smaller detail and rotate them around stations instead of 20 people doing 1 station, everyone was careful not to accidentally brush with another person's piece of paper. After the urine test is the blood sample station, so basically is kua heng sway station; If you kana those noob nurse then you gg. Cause chances that you kana poke (by the needle la!) afew times is quite high. Luckily I only needed to do once. Then was hearing test. You are to go into a sound proof cubicle and put on a headphone. Then when you hear sounds from it you are suppose to raise your hand. So act abit here la, heard sound for 2 3secs already then raise hand. Those are details added to attempt my PES C status, or so I thought. Next was X-Ray test. Just normal X-Ray test, nothing interesting. Except maybe the guy who takes the X-Ray seems like a chipmunk; short and he squeaks, not speak. All right back to story. Next was dental checkup. I don't know what happened there because it was too fast: lied down and within 10secs I'm done. Stunning. Then last station was a series of test: height/weight, blood pressure, heart, and sausage and meatballs test. So height/weight is of course use weighing machine and measuring tape to measure la. Dunno then you've wasted x(insert age) of your life living. Blood pressure use the machine also. Heart test was to clip here clip there then got this cup suction (5 or 6 cups) thingy and suck around your nipple, apparently that's around the area your heart is. This time kana noob, so i had my breast sucked for like 15mins. When he finally released it, got the cup shape around my nipple -.-" Ok sound damn wrong. Then last test, the sausage and meatballs test. When you enter he immediately ask you to start one corner pull down your pants and underwear. But I haven even pull it down he said ok no problem. -.-" Not that I'm complaining la. Then he said anything you want to tell me before I give you your PES status? So I bombed all sorts of illness I had or almost had and his final question? So the doctor said you are ok already? Ah ya, was my answer. OK PES B -.-" Niceeeee then don't waste my saliva la wah lao.
So after the medical you are suppose to do this IQ test. I really think IQ test is tested such as as long as that person got patience then he/she will have high IQ. Why? Cause the damn thing took me 2hours to do, even though after 1hour I got damn irritated and started anyhow click an answer. Imagine if you were to do it seriously -.-" So after 4 bitter hours in CMPB, I was released. The counter title was called RELEASE COUNTER, and I couldn't agree much more. You feel like being released from jail when you walk out of CMPB, not that i've been to jail before. So I decided that I should pamper myself again and cabbed home. That's where I realised that I've taken home the CMPB locker key. Opps?
